Antibodies are valuable biological reagents used in a wide range of discovery research, biotechnology, diagnostic and therapeutic applications. Currently, both commercial and laboratory-scale antibody production is reliant on expression from mammalian cells, which can be time-consuming and requires the use of specialist facilities and costly growth reagents. Here, we describe a simple, rapid and cheap method for producing and isolating functional monoclonal antibodies and antibody fragments from bacterial cells that can be used in a range of laboratory applications. This simple method only requires access to basic microbial cell culture and molecular biology equipment, making scalable in-house antibody production accessible to the global diagnostics, therapeutics and molecular bioscience research communities.