Comment: 35 pagesI model a rational agent who spends resources between the current time and some fixed future deadline. Opportunities to spend resources arise randomly according to a Poisson process, and the quality of each opportunity follows a uniform distribution. The agent values their current resource stock at exactly the sum of expected utility from all future spending opportunities. Unlike in traditional discounted expected utility models, the agent exhibits correlation aversion, static (but not dynamic) preference reversals, and monotonicity with respect to payment timing. Connecting the agent's risk and time preference is intuitive, and doing so leads to a new model of procrastination where the agent misperceives their general attitude toward spending resources.