Unveiling a metabolic mystery, this article explores how 3-O-acylated bile acids, specifically 3-O-succinylated cholic acid (3-sucCA) and 3-acetylated cholic acid (3-acetyCA), modified by gut microbes Bacteroides uniformis and Christensenella minuta, respectively, may either disrupt or harmonize our metabolic processes, offering novel therapeutic avenues for conditions such as metabolic dysfunction-associated steatohepatitis (MASH) and type 2 diabetes mellitus (T2D).